and it’s amazing
but wait there’s more
omg and then
a list of emotions i feel frequently
- fall out boy
- 4 am
- lying face down on the floor
- no shirt
woodkid // i love you
whatever I feel for you
you only seem to care about you
is there any chance you could see me too?
cause I love you
as we were dancing in the blue
i was synchronized with you
but now the sound of love is out of tune
if you are ever sad/stressed/anything and you need to vent, my ask box is always open! (you can send fanmail too if you can)
don’t worry, i won’t publish any of these i recieve
IF YOU’RE REALLY HAVING A BAD TIME LEMME BE YOUR EMOTION PILLOW
i care so dont worry
Mystrade AU: “You can imagine the Christmas Dinners.”
It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.
I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.
I am so, so proud of you.
When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you.
The Potter Generation » Day 18 - Triwizard Champions: Fleur, Cedric, or Viktor?
I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”
toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
do you ever look back at your mistakes
people who survive the summer with long hair are surviving the apocalypse
STILL not fucking over this guy
where the hell did people find this gif? ^^^
I have an idea for a social experiment.
I started using OKcupid a month or so back, and in order to see what other guys were doing, to see what I was “Up against”, I asked a female friend of mine to join up as well, and send me the sort of messages she received. Unsurprisingly, things got pretty creepy pretty quickly, and I felt bad for having convinced her to do it. So i gave her a picture of my face doing something odd, and told her she could send it to anyone who was particularly creepy.
It started out as a joke, but then she told me that she had sent it to at least 20 guys, and they had fucked right off immediately, either thinking she was a man, that she was “Spoken for”, or just because they didn’t expect it. It was both highly amusing and depressing that my face had become a sort of symbol of her ability to say “NO” and be listened to, but it gave me an idea.
I’m interested to see if other women who are also having these troubles on the internet, and are tired of dealing with them rationally and instead just want to fuck around, would be game to also send that pic of my face to unwanted admirers. My last name is Middleditch, so perhaps we can call it “Getting Ditched” (Or MiddleDitched, I’m not that fussed).
Anyway, here is the picture, I hope you consider this worthy of your time. And perhaps, if this somehow takes off, I’ll get to see more responses from unsuspecting Fellows.
All the best
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. YES. You are an excellent human being for thinking of this and being cool with your photo getting sent out to creeps and douchenozzles.
READERS! Consider sending the above photo the next time you get an awful OKC message, and pretty please tell me how it goes.
I love this, thank you for sharing!