So someone I know does woodwork in his spare time… and he showed me this yesterday:
It’s a map of Middle Earth. That he carved onto a table. Himself. In 60-ish hours (or, as he initially put it, “3 Harry Potter audiobooks”)
Just look at the detail…
And the effort that went into this.
Nerd level: Master and Commander.
THIS IS AMAZING
"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did
i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel
Who would’ve ever imagined that a 300-year-old pirate from a different land would know how to plan such a romantic date? Fancy Italian restaurant, pulling up a chair before he takes his, and making sure to walk her to her doorstep as she wears his jacket in order not to get cold. Take note, gentlemen (x).
You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.
I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract
when adults say teenagers are too young for love, but then too old for fun, and too smart to play dumb but too immature for serious conversations like damn what do u expect from me
how do you make someone holy
you beat the hell out of them
my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke
I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE
update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg
give us the child
wipe away the debt
this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin
Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that
one more sandwich story when i was six my mum made me ham sandwiches and my friend had skin that was the same colour as ham and i’d feel bad eating it because it felt like i was eating her and i’d always leave over my sandwiches and my mum asked why and i was too embarassed to tell her the real reason so i told her i was vegetarian like my dad and to make that lie consistent ive been vegetarian for the past almost 13 years